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Soft, intentionally plain, and quietly bold — this garment-dyed tee carries a deadpan statement across the chest: NOT A FAN. The heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton settles into a relaxed silhouette that feels lived-in from the first wear. The dye-after-construction finish gives the fabric a muted, vintage-like depth and a soft hand you’ll reach for again and again. Clean lettering and a minimal profile make it a subtle way to cut through noise — whether you’re heading to a low-key hang, running errands, or slipping it on under a jacket for nights out.
This T-shirt sits comfortably in everyday life. It pairs with worn denim, a flannel tied at the waist, or a simple cap. The roomy fit and durable double-needle seams stand up to repeat wear, while the pre-shrunk cotton means the fit stays consistent wash after wash. Choose a muted hue to keep the look understated, or a brighter color from the palette to make the message pop.
Wear it when you want clothing that speaks with dry humor and calm confidence. It’s for people who prefer understatement over slogans that shout — those who value tactile comfort and quiet expression.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
"GOOD MORNING F*CKERS" - 100% Cotton T-shirt
$37.00 CAD
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This T-shirt sits comfortably in everyday life. It pairs with worn denim, a flannel tied at the waist, or a simple cap. The roomy fit and durable double-needle seams stand up to repeat wear, while the pre-shrunk cotton means the fit stays consistent wash after wash. Choose a muted hue to keep the look understated, or a brighter color from the palette to make the message pop.
Wear it when you want clothing that speaks with dry humor and calm confidence. It’s for people who prefer understatement over slogans that shout — those who value tactile comfort and quiet expression.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean